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My crotch itches...  
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Bindle Stiffs 01

The sun had said goodbye to Montana many hours past, as the midnight's moon shined it's pale face through the swollen gray clouds, hidden by the veil of night. Wispy December snow skated the frozen highways that cut through rough mountain and thick wood. The darkness was cut by light that shown from a solitary structure, a truck stop with a lone client for the night.   
 Two figures, hidden by shadow and light, worked through a dirt road that intersected the highway, making a beeline for the lonely truck stop. Montana, especially this time of year, was no place for the homeless.   
 Words erupted from the maw of

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Bindle Stiffs 03Bubkus's crimson eighteen wheeler barreled down an empty highway, cutting through the heart of Idaho. The travel was awkward, but was by no means boring.  
 
 Bubkus himself talked on the C.B. almost constantly, communicating with other truckers about traffic and weather reports. Atticus found it strange that his demeanor changed so drastically over the radio, changing from slow and drawn out to quick, punctuated burst of speech. Like most of his thoughts, he kept it to himself.   
 When He wasn't talking on the radio, Bubkus was singing to it in broken English and slurred words over a random assortment of all th Bindle Stiffs 03
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Bindle Stiffs 01The sun had said goodbye to Montana many hours past, as the midnight's moon shined it's pale face through the swollen gray clouds, hidden by the veil of night. Wispy December snow skated the frozen highways that cut through rough mountain and thick wood. The darkness was cut by light that shown from a solitary structure, a truck stop with a lone client for the night.   
 Two figures, hidden by shadow and light, worked through a dirt road that intersected the highway, making a beeline for the lonely truck stop. Montana, especially this time of year, was no place for the homeless.   
 Words erupted from the maw of Bindle Stiffs 01
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I'm Am Dead.

Journal Entry: Sat Sep 1, 2007, 11:34 AM
  • Listening to: AdioSlave, Revelations
  • Reading: The One Tree (Thomas Covenant)
  • Watching: [AS]
  • Playing: Black and White 2
  • Eating: BABIES AND KITTENS!!!!!
  • Drinking: PISS!!!
Yes. You will no longer see me alive. BUT I AM A ZOMBIE!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOSH!


Yes, after almost four monthes of inavtiveness, I have once again gazed at the awsome o' DA.



Have I anything to say, No. But I doo plan on sticking around a bit longer.


I've ben here for three years under various names, I don't plan on leaving it that way.




Boosh.

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  • Current Age: 16
  • Current Residence: ARKANSAS!!! YEEHAW!!
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: huh huh huh... butthole...
  • Interests: Music, books, art, exsistence, ect,.
  • Favourite movie: Blade Runner, LotR, and a lotta others.
  • Favourite band or musician: Pink Floyd, Kiss, No Doubt, Red Hot Chile Peppers, Blue Oyster Cult, Green Day, ect,.
  • Favourite genre of music: Look up. Dumbass....
  • Favourite artist: Rapheal
  • Favourite poet or writer: J.R.R. Tolkein, Tim Powers, Joseph Conrad (Heart of Darkness WOO!!!)
  • Favourite photographer: BurlapZach. I hate photographers, but dammit he's cool!
  • Favourite style of art: I like all sorts of things, but all I can do is write.
  • Operating System: Bananas. Yes, bananas.
  • MP3 player of choice: 8 TRACK!!!
  • Shell of choice: >:[
  • Wallpaper of choice: I have a softspot for verticle strips...
  • Skin of choice: Mmm....skin...
  • Favourite game: Resident Evil 4, Final Fantasy XII, Super Smash Bros Melee, any SoulCalibur, Oblivion, Fable, ect.,
  • Favourite gaming platform: I remember the good ol' days of the NES...
  • Favourite cartoon character: ZIM!!! Uh.. Fry? ZOIDBURG!!
  • Personal Quote: HAVE YOU THE BRAIN WEASELS?!?!?!?!?!
  • Tools of the Trade: Pen, papaer, and the void twixt my ears.

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=artimas:iconartimas: Feb 28, 2008, 4:56:59 PM
thank you so much for the watch! :heart:

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~EvilBloodGnome:iconEvilBloodGnome: Feb 11, 2008, 8:00:54 AM
I MIX QUIPPY WIT WITH THE ABILI....


brb, I gotta go change into unsoiled pants.

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Fritter and waste the time away in an offhand way...
~EvilBloodGnome:iconEvilBloodGnome: Feb 10, 2008, 10:57:23 PM
Really? I didn't think she had teeth, after all those times I beat her up for rent money.

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Fritter and waste the time away in an offhand way...
~ZootSuitCognition:iconZootSuitCognition: Feb 10, 2008, 9:12:34 PM
Nah, it was just that BJ from the snaggle toothed lesbian at the bar, the scabs itch alot.

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Baby, your eyes are beautiful, but if one were missing I would TOTALY skull fuck you.
~SheepEatWires:iconSheepEatWires: Feb 10, 2008, 3:24:51 PM
THANKS FOR THE FAVS, AND THE WATCH, AND THE COMMENTS I WASN'T QUITE SURE HOW TO RESPOND TO.
~SheepEatWires:iconSheepEatWires: Feb 10, 2008, 3:24:11 PM
COCKS?! YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE? HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE?!
~EvilBloodGnome:iconEvilBloodGnome: Feb 10, 2008, 1:45:47 PM
Your cocks itch? Cuz mah bumholes itch, too. You might wanna get 'em checked out.

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Fritter and waste the time away in an offhand way...
~ZootSuitCognition:iconZootSuitCognition: Feb 10, 2008, 8:26:36 AM
Thanks for the add!!

My cocks itch.

Is this what victory feels like? It feels like rape.

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Baby, your eyes are beautiful, but if one were missing I would TOTALY skull fuck you.
`GH-MoNGo:iconGH-MoNGo: Feb 8, 2008, 4:31:01 PM
Thanks for watching! :ahoy:

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*bigbigtruck:iconbigbigtruck: Feb 1, 2008, 8:35:23 PM
Thanks for the watch :)
~Mess1ah:iconMess1ah: Oct 4, 2007, 9:26:29 AM
I think you heard this over 9,000 times..

LOVE your avatar : D
~NewNatenobate:iconNewNatenobate: May 31, 2007, 5:17:20 PM Mood: Love
I love the ed AV!

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=dantastic202:icondantastic202: May 8, 2007, 8:13:48 PM
you could stare at that icon for days and it still would not lose its awesomeness

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You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me it's your sex I can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
=tickledpinky:icontickledpinky: May 4, 2007, 10:03:15 AM
Thank you for the watch:heart:

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~Terra-Storm:iconTerra-Storm: Apr 30, 2007, 12:25:39 PM
OMG!
I love your icon!!!
:w00t: yeah! for Ed Edd and Eddy!!

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~NarutoMaki:iconNarutoMaki: Mar 6, 2007, 2:32:52 PM
XD I love your icon.

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